If you ever found yourself wondering if you’d like the next Nicholas Cage movie hitting the theaters, here’s a handy guide over at TheJay.com that will help you make your decision.
Some of my favorites include:
- If Nic’s hair is longer than four inches, you are watching a bad Nicolas Cage movie.
- If his role requires him to have any muscle tone, for whatever reason, press stop on the DVD player and go watch some Family Guy reruns, because you’re watching a shitty Nicolas Cage movie.
However, I feel his list could have be condensed to a single entry: If Nicholas Cage is in the movie, you will more than likely hate the movie.
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