Thanks again to Kotaku for bringing this to my attention!

And now, I pass it along to my fellow readers — Starting December 4th, 2006, you can log on to www.Halo3.com to sign up for your chance to be a part of the Halo 3 Online Public Beta test. Cast your lots then and make your opinions known!

I agree that we should do our part to get bungie to include more pirates and more ninjas into the game. Let’s make it happen!

There is a buzz in the gaming world that Circuit City will have a national restock of the Nintendo Wii on Sunday, December 3rd. Supposedly, every store will have a minimum of 15 systems in stock - however, your mileage may vary. If you feel lucky, check out your local CC this weekend. I foresee an early morning on Sunday…

Also, I read rumors that Target will also be getting restocks for Sunday as well; Somewhere along the lines of 50 per store. So, if Target hasn’t sold their stock early, you should be able to get one on Sunday.

Anyone out there lucky enough to get a Wii yet? If so, is it worth the hype?

According to a reliable source, Chuck Norris has accepted the position of head coach at the University of Alabama. He is scheduled to arrive in Tuscaloosa by fiery chariot at 3:00 pm tomorrow.

Although he has no prior head coaching experience, Norris is believed to have used his patented roundhouse kick to travel back in time and take 20 years of coaching lessons from the legendary Paul “Bear” Bryant. Norris also holds the coveted rank of “houndstooth belt” in kung fu.

Norris is not expected to be introduced at a press conference, as everyone knows damn well who he is. The first question on everyone’s mind is, “can he beat Auburn?” Norris’s response: “Any fingers that Tubby shows will be promptly roundhouse-kicked into oblivion. He might want to keep those ears tucked into his hat too.” He also said that he plans to address the offensive line issue by replacing the current “zone-blocking” scheme with a new “roundhouse blocking” scheme. He promised to explain this scheme further whenever he damn well pleases.

The Chuck Norris hiring has already proven to have an immediate effect on Alabama merchandising, as sales of houndstooth belts and headbands have risen 700% in the last 2 hours. More to come on this story and on the Tubberville suicide watch.

Stay tuned.
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I am growing a beard to celebrate.
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